Aberrant fears and dromedary blues

Unlike the bactrian camel (the two-humper), the dromedarian (camelus dromedarius) uses its one hump to store fat, not water. It takes a leisure ten minutes to sip thirty gallons of water (when available) to replace lost moisture. These are facts available on this miraculous web of information. What is not available, however, is a phone number, e-mail, or even fax for a good specialist on cenulacarrusphobia... so that I can overcome my fear of skating and join in with all the fun I witnessed last night at the Rollerskating Rink. This would be a blessed step in the right direction. Ice-skating on the other hand; well shit, that you can keep.