Former presidents and future concubines

Before everything swills out tonight with some seriously needed, Jesse-assisted shenanigans, I'll try and come clean on issues regarding former presidents and future concubines. What I'm talking about here, is of course, benthic macroinvertebrates. Creatures in the lowest level in a body of water. Fueled by cool temps, low oxygen availability, and bioluminescence. I'm talking 'bout all the seed-spreadin' fuckfurnaces I'm going to inescapably cross paths with. We'll talk oceanography later when I get more hops in me. Until then, don't be a turkey -- eat chicken.