Thursday, February 21, 2008

Of whores and men

Jesse calls me this morning with the following news:

01. My girl's car got broken into and had her purse plus an xbox stolen.
02. My car got broken into and they ran off with some pens and my work apron.
03. That weird neighbor with the dog who's up at all hours was attacked by a hooker he brought home with a hammer. There's blood all over the hallway.

Fucking awesome. We live in a fucking ghetto.

When I think of bad things, I think of you -- and you know who you are.

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