Ellos dicen mierda y nosotros decimos amén

I can tell you that drinking some Jamey-baby and Castlers is probably not a good idea, given the animosity between the British Isles and the Irish -- but an even better idea is trying to punch through a screen door. Yup. The screen looks tough but your hand will glide right through it... leaving precious chunks of skin behind. My knuckles hurt. I feel, yet again, as stupid as I look. I think White Russians are in my immediate future tonight.