Say hooray and bow down to President Big Ears!

And before you get pissy-wissy, Obama does have a pair of satellites sticking out of his head. Seriously folks?! What's the big deal? Thomas Jefferson was our first "black" president. Bill Clinton was our second "black" president. So we're going ape-shit for the third "black" president of the US of A? Get a life. But in reality, good luck Big Ears, you're gonna need it.